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Some time ago.
я: мам, ты в магазин? купи эсквайр
мама: а что это?
я: мужской журнал такой
мама:а, порнография, какая-нибудь?
я: да, мам
мама: ладно, куплю

Happy Birthday to michael_thomas!

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I’ve just made a salad of some purple plant. Hopefully this is edible. If it turns out that it is (unluckily) somehow then I’ll have another opportunity not to live to the day X (Friday, 23th, the viva) *grin*. And this is gonna be...a basin of warm water, yeah. With loads of suds all around my bathroom. Do you feel the danger? I think not quite. Ok. What I want to say is that by the time I have hot water again I may break my neck for about a hundred times trying to simply wash my hair in a way our ancestors did. Could somebody lend me his/her bathroom for a while? I’ll bring some treats in exchange (my purple salad). Baby join me in death *singing* ;D

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The words to be looked up in a dictionary:
summer
vacation
rest
mental health
friends

I'll never let you see
The way my broken heart is hurting me
I've got my pride and I know how to hide
All my sorrow and pain
I'll do my crying in the rain.

I feel my accent deep within +my stomach+. Still stuck in my throat. I wish I could chew it and swallow. So that not to choke on all these:
Deer darling
Dear darling
Dear deer
hmmm
Dear diary?
Hardly so
Beer bear dear beer or bear bare
born borne bone
Men a man amen
Still.

Lordi owe me 0.6$.